A Few Laughs

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!"

SALT Summer Event Almost Full!

If you are in 5th-7th grades right now... and a guy... and looking forward to summer and having a great time, think about joining us at SALT. We head to LOMC in Oregon, IL. July 23-28 for outdoor fun including helping others in various service projects, canoeing, hiking, staying in cabins (air-conditioned) and a whole lot more. Lots of fun, laughs, God, friends, you get the picture.

I only have a few spots left for guys only! Girls, get your name on a waiting list.

Forms are available in the red brochure rack with the moving LED sign.

Movie Coming Sunday!

Grab a friend and come to church this Sunday, March 5 for a viewing of the movie, "The Gospel of John." It's a great way to kick off the season of Lent. You've read the book (Haven't you?) now you can see it in on the big screen in the Parish Life Center.

Movie Times:
3:00pm (2-hour version)
6:30pm (extended 3 hour theatrical version)

Refreshment will be available for purchase

More info on the movie here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377992/